Man, can you imagine hating on your deathbed? I’d think of the slightly less shitty times.

Howd Afghanistan turn out?

Sprinkle crack on them and call it a day Johnson

Everyone is a enemy combatant in the War on Flavor

First they came for the students protesting the genocide and to divest from Israel… and we said FUCK THOSE PROTESTORS!

I’ve read some comments from trans people that because blue states exist, they aren’t considered in danger when it comes to asylum.

Calories? You mean delicious points.

Everyone get on the struggle BUS, we’re going to fucking outer space

Just skate down the pipe and hit the leak with your wrench.

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The boat wasn’t sea worthy if a gun that small could sink it.

The cameras will call in sick to work that day.

Trial starts and it’s just trump in the jury box. Because executive powers are made up and laws don’t matter.

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murdered someone and that’s not ok.

Innocent until proven guilty.

California agrees enthusiastically

At least we can stop pretending we are civilized

My butthole is out for that handsome man.

People aren’t starving yet, but recent changes may change that soon.

Don’t worry, he is innocent.