Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits.

Pretty sure there’s probably a Killswitch built in so that it won’t run past a certain date without giving Tesla more money, so once the company tanks they’ll all be dead in the water.

I appropriated this image from someone back in November & have been posting it all over the place. Nice to see someone else posting it!

Do we have a house or Senate now? Everything is executive orders instead of legislation

Wii Sports was a pack-in Game!

That’s their problem: the biggest game on the console that everyone knows was given away for free.

Execs: “Do you know how much money we would have made if we sold Wii Sports to people!? We do that from now on!”

Gamers: “F that, I’m not paying full price for a tutorial!”

You were just ahead of the boycott curve!

Weird Snowflakes

How do you do, fellow patriots!

Bearshare gang, represent!

Pretty sure if I wake up on the back of a tyrannosaurus, I’m going to try and kill it so I’m not caught in the crossfire of everyone else trying to kill it.

You forgot that one of the old white men is “rich”, so you have to apply the set of rich people consequences.

I will list them for you here:

Not even the first time he pulled this BS… Did a Goya commercial in The Oval Office.

He’s a grifting charlatan, and he’s not even charismatic. It’s baffling!

“Every accusation is a confession”

He thought he was going to be second in command in Trump’s cult, and every MAGAt would be buying Teslas and using Starlink for Internet. He thinks he’s a Hero and he thinks everyone will support whatever he does just because he’s the one doing it.

He didn’t read the fine print before he aligned himself with Trump and now he’s paying the price & crying about it which is having the effect of making him look weak & stupid, when he thought it would make him a martyr.

DOGE fires Supreme Court in 3…2…

If they’re injecting people with Midi-chlorians, I volunteer as tribute!

I once had someone tell me that people were turning gay because we put rainbows on everything. I told him that rainbows are how God apologizes for fucking up. He called me a liar, I told him to read the Bible he carried everywhere.

Never saw him again, I doubt he took my advice or learned anything.

I’ve been going with a hearty sigh, followed by “…god dammit.” for awhile now.

“Backronym” is the term I’ve always heard- starting with the acronym then coming up with what it stands for