My top four hypotheses:

1. Gotta finish putting together an incentive package so that he won’t talk about what he saw and experienced
2. Need more time to find a living prisoner who looks like him
3. Trying to figure out which mass grave he’s in
4. Someone is Googling “can they get DNA from ashes”

That’s the man who murdered my brother!

No their not. There plane wrong and just mispelling things occidentally. You should learn 2 except when your wrong.

My brain hurts from writing that.

Guarantee you that would get him more support

Hey! Where are you going with that ladder, it’s our turn to climb it!

God, imagine how good everything would taste of we could just get lead back into everything. Paint chips are back on the menu!

After they hug too many times, the girl hamster starts to get a bigger belly and then tells the boy hamster to go away. Since the boy hamster can’t go anywhere, the girl hamster eats his face while you’re at school. The end.

Kids going to watch the bunny movie and instead learning what happens when you accidentally put male and female hamsters in the same cage.

“I’m gonna punch you cuz you upset me and then we’re gonna be done, so don’t punch me back!”

Cent is 100. Like how a “C-note” is a $100 bill. Per cent is “out of 100.” 50% tariff is “out of every 100 finance units, 50 will get an additional charge.”

50 per cent(100). Percent is the same word mashed together.

I can get how it looks weird to you if you’re used to writing and reading “percent.” It’s kinda like writing “a dios”(to God) instead of “adios”(goodbye) to someone who speaks Spanish. Adios is borrowed from adieu(goodbye) in French. Adieu is the mashed up version of “a dieu”(to God fr) which is the shortened version of “a dieu vous commant”(I commend you to God), which was a proper farewell back in the old old old old days. While all versions of it are technically correct, it still looks weird to someone who always writes “adios” or “adieu.” In a similar fashion, I guess if someone wrote you “good bye” instead of “goodbye,” you’d probably think they dropped a punctuation or something.

Might as well, right? Shipping routes are about to stop going to the United States because it’s not worth dealing with our toxic government (I’m exaggerating)

If current solutions continue, they’ll dispose of all the food before they’ll consider using it to feed the poor.

I know that everyone likes to joke about RFKJ and his questionable personality, his anti-vax conspiracies, and his brain worm. But did you ever consider that maybe he is naturally a shitty asshole and this is actually the brain worm’s work?

Maybe that brain worm was just a cool little guy who used to pop out to say hi until he died. And now his positive vibes occasionally echo through RFKJ’s cesspool of a brain.

Do a flip!

And the Ebana Gay

Yes, but there needs to be a baseline on how much welfare they receive. Let’s say a modest million per year

Lelon Musk? Elon Mulsk? I’m gonna stick to my usual name for him: Mecha-Karen

That’s incredibly succinct

Billions. Enough to choke the entire country. But if that’s the goal, then I’m happy to let him keep it all.

Wait 'til you hear what they’ve been doing to paper!