Exactly

I can’t talk to my friends while I play my deck? News to me

Often .CSO

No shit

Definitely nothing to do with them being generally more expensive and people being concerned about money

Pump those rookie numbers up

A big Mac is almost $8? What the fuck

Land of the free

Because he’s an idiot mouthpiece with no independent thought

More likely legal rape first

Don’t feed the trolls

I’ve never seen a Tesla at a used lot. Before this weekend, when I saw two

I like the way you think

…and?

Can I go now

• blank stare*

My car is over a decade old. If I got a free Tesla, I’d still just sell it

So measles vaccinations from childhood are lifetime right? Do we need boosters?

Red Bull are that size, just shorter

So get him the fuck out of anything important